I've always wanted to be a runner. I have running dreams and in them I'm running really fast and effortlessly. I say out loud that I despise runners and yet when I see them I watch them run past breathlessly and am overcome with jealousy. You too, right?
I got up. Getting out the door was going to be harder than I thought. I had to find a comfortable t-shirt, running pants I've had forever as part of my fantasy, just right socks, my favorite hat... I'm thinking all the while that I should really plan ahead rather than do this last minute thing. I brush my teeth, put my hair up, try not to look myself in the eye in the mirror because I'm feeling like such a fake - yeah right. YOU are going running. Ha.
Finally, I am standing in the middle of my driveway at 7:15. Everything was in order. Now I just had to start the app and go. Oh God. I tap the app and this female Australian voice prompts me to start. Is an Australian app supposed to make me feel better about running? Like it's some exotic experience? Riiiiiighhht.
I begin, and am relieved because I get to walk for five whole minutes while I 'warm up'. Works for me. I start playing music in the background - John Mayer's SAY. I'm feelin' good.
As I walked down my street and got to the next block I saw one of my neighbors pulling out with their ski boat. It was surprisingly overwhelming and made me cry - my life has changed so much in the last 7 months, and if it hadn't that would be my family and I taking off for a day on the water in our boat. I was already feeling REALLY self-conscious about people watching me run at all. I was glad for my sunglasses.
The Australian chic says I'll have to start running for one minute. I start and my iPhone accidentally bumps to some crazy rock song my son has downloaded. Toward the end of the second minute I start to breath hard and think I'm going to die. Is anyone up this early who can call 911? I would call, but I'm breathing too hard to talk. It would be embarrassing. You know the feeling.